rocketpowers:
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
dreamerssingingwishes:
Hey forever 21 I have tits please make your shirts be able to fit them comfortably
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
“I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.” Joseph Gordon-Levitt about his character.